Hilarious Funny WhatsApp Status Updates
When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed – Is only because of the shampoo.
If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
Even if you are a mass murderer, International rogue,and children Abductor,People Will Still bless you “continue to be who you are” in your birthday.
Hey there whatsapp is using me.
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.
Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.
People have become very naughty on whatsapp.. Even married women have put their status as AVAILABLE.
Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call. Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!
Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
You can never buy Love. But still you have to pay for it.
3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF!
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
Man ask a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that girl… , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”!
When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians.
People that Change Love status after 30 Second GF is the Reason.
Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
Read books instead of reading my status!
God is really creative, i mean just look at me.